An invitation...of death

I'm not a picky eater...really I'll eat anything...especially entire bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Looks like me and Colbert have more in common everyday...

Growing up, my mother would tell us horror stories of when grandma would cook a certain meal that contained...Liver and Onions. She proclaimed right then and there that she would never bestow that kind of pain on her own children. Turns out my mom is good at keeping promises and I made it all through childhood Liver and Onion free.

Time passed, however, and things changed. I unsuspectingly married Josh, who had been programmed from an early age that a meal of Liver and Onions cooked in a vat of bacon grease was a sign that God loves us all. He was so brainwashed he even purchased Liver in a plastic container and attempted to cook it for me to change my mind.

Yes, I survived. But I am very bitter about that fact.